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Eight Gods

passiveagressivedickhead:

Four gods sat on the windowsill, 
were once eight gods waged war and will.
And if the gods themselves my die,
what does that say for you and I.

Three gods sat on the windowsill, 
were once eight gods waged war and will.
Two lap at dark blood to grow stronger still,
while one moves in to enforce his will.

Two gods sit on the windowsill, 
were once eight gods waged war and will.
One acts now to claim the prize,
the other wait and bides his time.

One god sits on the windowsill,
were once eight gods waged war and will.
Seems none will oppose this dark god’s will,
but will he be content on the windowsill?

No gods sit on the windowsill, 
were once eight gods waged war and will.
For even the gods themselves my die, 
by the hands of mear mortals like you and I.

recently bought these games for gutter for £2.24. very excited to replay

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buffdaddyjohn:

there is no internet at home



suddenly, boner? holy fuuuuuck

buffdaddyjohn:

there is no internet at home

suddenly, boner? holy fuuuuuck

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homestucksonyoutube:

magicaxolotl:

homestucksonyoutube:

grimd0rk wanted a rebloggable version so ok


I’m not sure why I felt this needed to be done

i’MF FOFJNBGN RGD


yessssss what ive always wanted

homestucksonyoutube:

magicaxolotl:

homestucksonyoutube:

grimd0rk wanted a rebloggable version so ok

I’m not sure why I felt this needed to be done

i’MF FOFJNBGN RGD

yessssss what ive always wanted

homestucksonyoutube:

frickingtavros:

mistergoodfuck:

never forget

god bless

it’s a crime that this hasn’t been here yet

oh jesus hell why is this happening

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nightram:

Finished product of my LiveStream. I can’t be bothered doing much more, but I can be bothered with loitering around the internet for a while as I find something to do. Anyways, my attempt at how I think pre-scratch!Dualscar looks like, although I think he looks too much like Eridan :C


horrible wailing is happening in our living room

nightram:

Finished product of my LiveStream. I can’t be bothered doing much more, but I can be bothered with loitering around the internet for a while as I find something to do. Anyways, my attempt at how I think pre-scratch!Dualscar looks like, although I think he looks too much like Eridan :C

horrible wailing is happening in our living room

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pride-kun:

How can I ignore this when it’s all so wonderful ;A;

sollux and sollux awkward kissing is me

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Bradley Uppercrust the Third is the best Disney character and if you disagree then you are sadly mistaken

bradley-uppercrust-the-iii:

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gpoy

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"your legs…are like two long and skinny hamburgers…"

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filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!



brit here, i always thought it was really bizarre in movies when everyone drinks out of plastic cups?? what the hell? that just doesnt go on here at all, but if they’re premeasures, thats actually really smart

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

brit here, i always thought it was really bizarre in movies when everyone drinks out of plastic cups?? what the hell? that just doesnt go on here at all, but if they’re premeasures, thats actually really smart

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“lets just go and rape time” needs to be on a hoodie

“lets just go and rape time” needs to be on a hoodie

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red mage, everybody. 
my original anime husband.

red mage, everybody. 

my original anime husband.

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dear internet

stop it

john and dave are common names

thats why they’re used

so shut up

its not fair hamsteak gets decent shipping names like hammertime or pepsicola or chickenhood or whatever the fuck you want to call johndave 

because whenever i see johndave i get hopeful

but its always the wrong ones

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guttersvoice:

im really sad that monster dave isn’t apparently in the jdate movie
not just because its such an important plot and i cant figure out how they’d not include it
not just because its a really really vital way of showing what john is actually like because dave is such a goddamn unreliable narrator
but because it means lots of people won’t understand rens monster dave stuff that he’s writing because its really good even if we are just brainstorming about it because we don’t wanna get upppppp

monster dave is so very precious to me tumblr you have to understand he is such a tortured soul


funfact the first time me and gutter ever larped john and dave she put her big toe on my leg 

and i wanted to cry because

feeeeeeeeliiiings

yeah im allowed to gush everyone else on tumblr does constantly

i’m replaying dds and its giving me all these batshit ideas for monsterdave fic and

dstgjyfgmsdf

all of my interests becoming relevant at once?? yes good